My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
youre gonna look so godamn cool
Can confirm that there was a great demon war in skeleton hell.
SO THE GUY I’VE HAD A CRUSH ON FOR LIKE TWO YEARS KNOWS I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM AS OF LIKE LAST WEEK RIGHT
AND NOW WE’RE FACEBOOK FRIENDS
BUT I’M SO FUCKING DUMB LIKE AFTER PEER PRESSURE I JUST MESSAGED HIM AND LIKE
GAVE HIM MY NUMBER
WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT I AM SO STUPID SEND HELP OR A SWAT TEAM OR AN AMBULANCE OR ICE CREAM SOMETHING ANYTHING
Now that’s what I call justice
the fifth one down though. How fucking dare you try to learn another language that could help you in your future occupation? Because we all know that you’re learning it for not that reason and not because your education requires it or because you actually want to learn another language. gOD FORBID WE HAVE EDUCATED PEOPLE WHO SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
excuse me do you mind not breathing this air? it’s been breathed by other nations and cultures for generations and you’re culturally appropriating this atmosphere, thank you
Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?
This dog is literally smiling.
Oh my god
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have